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Great Church Signs

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  • Don’t give up! Moses was once a basket case!
  • “Try Jesus” If you don’t like Him, the devil will take you back
  • If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again
  • Free coffee, everlasting life. Yes, membership has it’s privileges
  • Be as good a person as your pet believes you are
  • God is perfect … only man makes mistakes
  • Santa Claus never died for anyone
  • Let’s meet at my house, sunday before the game – God
  • Get off of facebook and into my book — God
  • Prayer: wireless access to God with no roaming fee
  • Forgive your enemies – it messes with their heads
  • You’re on Heaven’s most wanted list
  • God answers knee mail
  • Don’t be so open minded your brains fall out
  • Can’t sleep? Counting sheep? Talk to the Shepherd!
  • You may party in hell, but you will be the barbeque!
  • Choose the bread of life or you are toast
  • Keep using mu name in vain and I’ll make rush hour longer – God
  • Tomorrow’s forecast: God reigns and the Son shines
  • To be almost saved is to be totally lost
  • If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it
  • Life stinks. We have a pew for you
  • There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google
  • Wallmart isn’t the only saving place in town
  • Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet Him
  • Why pay for GPS? Jesus gives direction for free

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